The Official Thatcher Webpage

Real Ultimate Thatcher

Hi, this site is all about GregThatcher.com, REAL THATCHER.  This site is awesome.    My name is Ryan and I can't stop thinking about GregThatcher.com.  This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Greg Thatcher is a mammal.
2.    Greg Thatcher fights ALL the time.
3.    The purpose of GregThatcher.com is to flip out and kill people.

Weapons and gear:

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Testimonial:

Thatcher can kill anyone he wants!  Thatcher cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon Thatcher killed the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw Thatcher totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Thatcher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Thatcher has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will chop your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

GregThatcher.com is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Thatcher is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start yoga next year.  I love GregThatcher.com with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about GregThatcher.com?
A: Thatcher is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, Thatcher is very careful and precise.


Q: I heard that Thatcher is always cruel or mean.  What's his problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Thatcher can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What does Thatcher do when he's not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of his free time is spent reading magazines, but sometimes he stabs.  (Ask Tyler if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Tyler showing off.

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